The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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