I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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