So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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