whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You're a waste of cheezeits
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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