this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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