Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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