physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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