C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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