We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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