what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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