i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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