is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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