If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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