i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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