who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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