You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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