Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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