You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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