she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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