I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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