I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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