She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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