I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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