He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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