have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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