Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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