i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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