I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you didnt know i had herpes?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize