It's Friday. Sex?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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