If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Randomize
