thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dear god my vagina.
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