My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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