Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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