if you like me you must not know who I am
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We named our party play list daddy issues
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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