it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
When did we convert life to cartoon?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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