I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
wow bdsm is so cute
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