I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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