Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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