Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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