I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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