plz talk dirty to me
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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