Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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