I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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