A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Alive.
So much puke
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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