The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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