is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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