new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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