My room smells like vodka and shame
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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