Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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