That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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