He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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