Don't you send me to vm
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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