hotties wanna shake it
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok