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• (281): View more from Texas

  # days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm scared

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.

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  That's what I'm afraid of

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it

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• (707): View more from California

  After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?

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  4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev

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