I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.