Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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(248): View more from Michigan

no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.

(651): View more from Minnesota

again?

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(434): View more from Virginia

Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"

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(217): View more from Illinois

I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?

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(319): View more from Iowa

Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?

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(440): View more from Ohio

Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.

(1-440): View more from Ohio

That's better than I've done so far.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class

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(301): View more from Maryland

Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.

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