so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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